CTRL — Coin To Regain Life

CTRL

CTRL The Markets

PORTFOLIO: $100,000

CTRL SAVES: 0

press SPACE to start trading the market

press CTRL and buy $CTRL
when your portfolio crashes
CONTROL and REGAIN your life

Press $CTRL and it will save you from the markets!
(results may vary; side effects include false hope)

Tired of bad decisions? Wish you could just press CTRL on your life? Now you can (sort of).

You can't control the market. But you can buy $CTRL and control your bags.

Some want to escape. Others take back control.

$ESC $CTRL

$ESC — ESC is for quitters.

$CTRL — Coin To Regain Life, for those who decide to take it back.

We've all been there — that moment you wish you could undo everything.

$CTRL won't fix your life, but it will make you feel more in control — and that matters in the trenches.

Plus, the logo is pretty cool.

BUY $CTRL